Monday, November 24, 2008

The Moral of the Story





There was once a bird who wanted to defy the norm. It was winter and no he wasn't going to fly south. After a few days in the cold blizzards, he couldn't take it anymore and started off to the south. Halfway there his wings froze and he plummeted to the ground below. He knew he was a goner and he made the dumbest mistake ever. Soon a horse passed by and crapped on the small bird. The heat of the shit warmed him and defrosted his wings. Finally able to breathe and move freely, the bird was ecstatic and chirping in joy. A cat in a nearby bush heard the bird and pounced on the bird, swallowing him in one gulp.



Moral of the Story:
If everyone shits on you it doesn't mean that their your enemy.
All those who get you out of shit aren't necessarily your friends, and if you're warm and happy in your pile of shit....keep your mouth shut! (lol)
Hopefully, your giggle for the day!


Hugs French ;)


19 comments:

Happy To Be said...

Too funny French..I think I was married to that horse and the cat...have a great day you silly sweet thing..hugs and smiles Gloria

Mama said...

morning sweetie, my friend always used to say "oh well, shit happens" so true, felt so sorry for that poor, silly little bird though. hugs and have a wonderful week, Kathy.

Bo said...

Hi dear little Ma'dame French...this was so fun and packs a lot of truth in it too! Thank you for the sweet things you said about the crapola I wrote...Now you know for sure, I'm full of S_it! Hugs, ♥ Bo ♥

Linda at Lime in the Coconut! said...

Ha! Loved it!! And particularly pertinent to me these days!

artis1111 said...

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tweet tweet Kathy

Tootsie said...

hey! love the story...and it is a lot of good advice too! lol
have a great week girlie

Dianne said...

I won't show this picture to my parrot, Sammie!

Thanks so much for visiting and posting at my blog and for your very nice comments! You certainly are a multi-talented woman.

squawmama said...

Hey sweet little girlfriend... That was so funny I am LMAO... That cat looked like Picket's new BOO... LOL LOL I really needed a good chuckle this afternoon... Thanks luv ya

(((HUGS)))
Donna

Donna Marie said...

LOL!!!! :)

xoxoxoxoxo
Donna

Raxx - A day in the life said...

ha ha ! too funny!

Buffie said...

ROFLMAO!!!!

Buffie :)

Terrie's Lil' Piece of Serenity said...

Lisa, I just came from laughing so hard at Nikki's. Now after reading your post. I am about to pee my pants. Terrie

~♥~ Monica S said...

Hahahaha!!
I have heard this one in norwegian too! It's so true isn't it!?

Thanks for taking the trip "over the Atlantic!" hehe!

You know.. I had to look up Buffies letters to undertsand what it meant the first time I saw it. hehe!! I only knew LOL hehe.. then she wrote ROFL.. I now know it means "rolling on the floor laughing!" and the exstras she put on today must be "my ass off"?? hehe!!
I am learning new things every day!
Please stop by again!
I will link you!

Monica

Sue said...

OMG!! So funny, but that poor wittle birdie! LOL!! I know how hard it is to visit, thats why I like my little intimate circle of blog friends, and I'm adding you to it french!! have a good night sweetie! xo

nikkicrumpet said...

Lol...too funny. Thanks for the laughs...no shit!

Deb said...

Lisa!! Leave it to you!! LOL!!! I loved it, LOL!!! it packs a lot of Wisdom. Oh! The bagpipe joke......

Deb

Jill said...

Hey French! Very true and well put. Nice giggles added too! Happy Thanksgiving!!!!

Michael said...

LOL, isn't that the truth!!!! I need to keep my mouth shut more often!

cindy said...

Great Advice! thanks for the chuckle today. Have a great Thanksgiving! Will you be celebrating that?...hhmmm...oh well, why not! Cindy

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