Have you ever seen some crazy T-shirt sayings? There are several we have purchased either for the kids, friends or for fun...Here a few of our favorites... in no particular order
1.My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.
2.Nice face! What are you gonna' do when the baboon wants his butt back?
3.Support human cloning! Two heads are better than one.
4.I'm not getting smaller, I'm backing away from you.
5.Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
6.I don't know what makes you dumb, but it really works.
7.If a man speaks in the middle of a forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
8.You're just jealous because the voices talk to me.
9.Don't interrupt me while I'm talking with myself!
10.I'm with stupid >>>
11. No sense in being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway!
12.It's only funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious.
13.People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
14.Oh crap! You're going to try and cheer me up, aren't you?
15.Do not disturb! I'm disturbed enough already.
16.Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
17.I'm sorry. My fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
18.Excuse me, but do I look like someone who cares?
19. If you can't say something funny about someone, don't say anything at all.
20.The world is a strange place. Let's keep it that way!
21.I woke up on the wrong side of life.
22.WARNING! All stressed out and I haven't choked anyone today.
23.Keep watching. Maybe I will do a trick!
24.If I got smart with you, how would you know?
25.To save time, let's just assume that I know everything.
26.Sarcasm is just one more FREE service we offer.
27.If I flush, will you go away?
28.Do I look like your therapist?
29.I live in my own little world. It's okay! They know me here.
30.Normal people scare me!
31. What color does a smurf turn when you choke it?
And last but not least and probably my favorite....
32.I can only please one person per day, and today is not your day. Tomorrow does not look good either.
Well ladies my next post will be my 100th~~~be sure to tune in for a special surprise!
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