Tuesday, September 2, 2008

T-Shirt Sayings....

Have you ever seen some crazy T-shirt sayings? There are several we have purchased either for the kids, friends or for fun...Here a few of our favorites... in no particular order

1.My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.

2.Nice face! What are you gonna' do when the baboon wants his butt back?

3.Support human cloning! Two heads are better than one.

4.I'm not getting smaller, I'm backing away from you.

5.Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

6.I don't know what makes you dumb, but it really works.

7.If a man speaks in the middle of a forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

8.You're just jealous because the voices talk to me.

9.Don't interrupt me while I'm talking with myself!

10.I'm with stupid >>>

11. No sense in being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway!

12.It's only funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious.

13.People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

14.Oh crap! You're going to try and cheer me up, aren't you?

15.Do not disturb! I'm disturbed enough already.

16.Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

17.I'm sorry. My fault. I forgot you were an idiot.

18.Excuse me, but do I look like someone who cares?

19. If you can't say something funny about someone, don't say anything at all.

20.The world is a strange place. Let's keep it that way!

21.I woke up on the wrong side of life.

22.WARNING! All stressed out and I haven't choked anyone today.

23.Keep watching. Maybe I will do a trick!

24.If I got smart with you, how would you know?

25.To save time, let's just assume that I know everything.

26.Sarcasm is just one more FREE service we offer.

27.If I flush, will you go away?

28.Do I look like your therapist?

29.I live in my own little world. It's okay! They know me here.

30.Normal people scare me!

31. What color does a smurf turn when you choke it?

And last but not least and probably my favorite....

32.I can only please one person per day, and today is not your day. Tomorrow does not look good either.

Well ladies my next post will be my 100th~~~be sure to tune in for a special surprise!

Love and Hugs~~~French;)

Oh and if you haven't voted yet for Justine's Garlic Bowtie Pasta Dish then what are you waiting for? To vote now go here! Good Luck Justine!!


Kathy said...

YAY!!!!!!!!! 100 posts, congrats.

These were so funny French, I love to read peoples t-shirt's if they are close and stand still long enough, my eyes and reading are a bit slow these days haha. hugs, Kathy

artis1111 said...

These are so funny!!! A girl I work with is going to Mayberry next week . Is there much to do? Kathy

Justine said...

Heeheeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! These were too funny, Frenchie!
Can't wait to see what you post for your 100th! how exciting!

Justine :o )

Linda at Lime in the Coconut! said...

Funny! My crew really enjoys a good/dry humor t-shirt too!

I always find some good ones at www.thinkgeek.com Even some funky japanese ones.

Hey...Happy 100th!! That's big!!

Rhoda @ Southern Hospitality said...

Hey, thanks for coming to visit. Of course you may add me to your list! I'll do the same for you.


nikkicrumpet said...

There were definitely some "keepers" in there. Most of them gave me a good laugh...and some of them I WANT FOR MYSELF! Congrats on the 100th post...that seems so bizarre to me...how do you even come up with 100 ideas. I get all freaked out just imagining it! Have a terrific day!

cindy said...

Loved the t-shirt sayings, actually laughed out loud at some of them! I hung some old windows in the bathroom here at the store and I am going to write some of those sayings on them!..Congrats, (ahead of time), on your 100th post!~Cindy~

onlymehere said...

I can't believe you've hit 100 posts already!! Congrats. I love the T-shirt sayings too. For Christmas Eve I buy the kids and Larry new pajama pants with and a T-shirt with a silly saying on it. Hey they have to look semidecent for Christmas pictures, right?! LOL! We've actually bought some you've listed. Thanks for brightening my day.

Donna said...

French!!!! I was cracking up reading those T Shirt sayings! (LOL) I'll take one of each please!!! (smile)

Congrats on your 100th post for tomorrow! Im sure it will be something good. (As usual!)


Twice as Nice said...

Some sayings are so funny and you wonder how people come up with them. The same with jokes. I've heard alot of good ones but can't remember them to save my life.

I clicked on your link for Justine but it didn't work. Not sure if it's just my computer or not.

Congrats on number 100. Hard to believe!

Bridget said...

Lisa, We have the same sense of humor at least when it come to t-shirt sayings. I got a good laugh from these. There are several here that I would gladly wear.

Deb said...

I love T-Shirt sayings, I have one that says, Don't Read This, Get Your Own Shirt.

Buffie said...

HAHAHAHAHA! I can't believe yu've already done 99 blogs! wow! I better hurry and catch up!

Raxx - A day in the life said...

Lisa this had me lol! Love these, they would come in so handy when dealing with some people! LOL!!

Rue said...

Hi French :)

#23 is my personal favorite LOL

Love you,

Amber said...

Those are funny! My son would love to wear any one of them! :-)

janet said...

oh french, you truly are a sweetie, thanks so much for thinking of us...it has been a hard summer and continues to be some stress, but whats life without stress...lol love your t- shirt readings. I have so much to catch up on with everyones blogs and i will do that soon. take care girl

Elizabeth said...

Wicked funny, as we say up here in New England!
If you enjoy giving quirky t-shirts as gifts, check out Threadless.com. The shirts are a nice quality and they designs change each month!
I like the new zebra look, but I can't read the sidebars. I don't know if it's me, or if you're still in progress.

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