Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Apples vs. Grapes??



Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good but, easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.



Now......men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn out to be something acceptable to have dinner with....




Share this with all the good apples you know;)




Hugs French;)

33 comments:

Mama said...

This one is genius French and oh so true, I am glad Vanni made the climb hehe, and I will drink to all the apples at the top of the blogging tree, and the fine wine we have all produced. hugs, Kathy.

ps It has been really busy here catching up with family and friends, but I have managed to stay out of trouble so far, hopefully I will get some time to post soon, hugs, Kathy.

Bo said...

Hi Ma'dame, hope you're feeling better now...we can't have our Mistress of Blogge'ville down sick now, can we? Hmmmm, food for thought on your apples & grapes post...Loved it! ;-) Bo

artis1111 said...

I allways wanted to squish those grapes with my feet. I think that would be so much fun. SQUISH!!Kathy

Buffie said...

ROFL!!!!

Chris said...

Hope you're feeling back to normal now. Funny Funny post.

Hugs,
Chris

Penny said...

ROFL! I miss Lucy.

squawmama said...

I am ROFLMAO... Very true and accurate... I know a coupke of men who need some stomping,,, Sure hope that your feeling better and back to your normal self... Got to get well for the big event... THE BALL... OH I can't wait...

(((HUGS)))
Donna

Darlene - Our Creative Life said...

That's hillarious!! There is truth to it..LOL!

Debbie said...

You are one funny gal! I need to spend some time over at your Blogopera..I clicked there first, but had to stop or I will leave my kids at school waiting for me!

Thanks for stopping by Blog Around the World. Just wanted to let you know that you are all linked up! Check in daily to see where in the world we are headed next!

cindy said...

I couldnt agree more!!! loved this post French!..take care, ~Cindy~

Sam said...

I love it! Apples and grapes--who knew?

Happy Birthday to you, too, Ma'dame, and thanks for stopping by my blog! :)

Happy To Be said...

Lisa..I got this a couple of weeks ago I think Toots send it to me..But I do love the part about the grapes and men...too funny
Hugs and smiles Gloria

Scooterblu's Whimsy said...

Hi French, What a cool and insightful analogy! Did you come up with this??? It is just perfect ...and pretty funny! I'm left wondering how high up on the tree I am as an apple! LOLOL!

The Indian joke below was too funny! I spit drink, laughing when I read it! LOL!

I've got to find time to get caught up with your blog'opera! ...can't wait! ~Rhonda :)

Cairo Typ0 said...

Too funny!!! I'll have to send that to my friends. ROTFL!! Of course now i want a glass of wine... :p

Thank you so much for visiting on y BAtW day! :)

Bridget said...

ROFLMAO, that started out so sweet, I wasn't expecting it to end that way! Thanks for the good laugh.
Hugs, Bridget

Bridget said...

I'm glad we all have brave husbands who aren't afraid of heights!

Twice as Nice said...

Love it. Some of us had to do a lot of stomping but it was well worth it to have FINE WINE!!

nikkicrumpet said...

LOL...I like the emphasis you put on STOMP!!! Now spill it...did you have to stomp on that great hubby of yours? Or did he come pre-stomped!

Shelia said...

Oh my goodness, Frenchieness! You're a hoot!!
Be a sweetie,
Shelia :)

Betty said...

hahah! LOL! I love this. I´m sending it to my daughter who thinks she will NEVER meet the right guy!

Donna said...

LOL... that is oh so true!!!!!!

xoxoxoxoxoxox
Donna

SchmeckyGirl said...

Oooh, bold enough to ask. I like that. Well now, how the heck do I email you?!??! lol.

Shannon said...

Amen, sista!

Justine said...

I'm back online baby!

Hey, does this post then give me permission to stomp the shit out of Jimmy? Wooooooooo hoooooooo!

Justine :o )

Terrie's Lil' Piece of Serenity said...

Great post! You are in my prayers.
Hugs, Terrie

Linda at Lime in the Coconut! said...

Ha!!! LMAO

Bo said...

Aunt Beaudeen here... Oh my darling girl, I just read over at Terrie's you are having a MRI tomorrow...You are a brave & strong little girl to be working the hours that you do plus entertaining us like you do! Okay, I'm calling your name out to the Almighty to heal you! Much love, Bo

nikkicrumpet said...

Hey French...thanks for the birthday wishes...and don't laugh at me when I tell you what I do with the pictures. I don't have a scanner...so I just take a picture of the picture with my regular camera...then crop em! Pretty dopey but it works really well. Ya just have to watch out for the glare from the flash lol. Have a great day!

Raxx - A day in the life said...

Love this post! Oh boy do we 'top-of-the-tree' apples have to stomp!

Picket said...

Morning Frenchie!!! Hope all is weel with you and yours girl...I actually remember watching that episode of Lucy! lol Thanks for coming by girl..there are alot of thing about RMS I am grateful for and meeting gifted friends like you are just one of them...you are one of a kind Frenchie...there is even more in you than you realize...Happy Halloween girl!!!!

BPOTW said...

What a fresh new take on the man/woman thing. I like it! And it's so true :)

Thanks for submitting your post!

Naz said...

Well stated lol.

Fifi Flowers said...

LOVE that episode of I Love LUcy... truly classic!
ENJOY your weekend!
Fifi

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