Friday, October 24, 2008

The Indian








The Indian With One Testicle

There once was an Indian who had only one testicle
and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that
name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally
cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone
again I will kill them!'

The word got around and nobody called
him that any more.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird
forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He
jumped up, g rabbed her and took her deep into
the forest where he made love to her all day and
all night. He made love to her all the next day,
until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what
he promised he would do. Years went by and no
one dared call him by his given name until A woman
named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being
away. Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin, was
overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him
and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,

then he made love to her all day, made love to her all
night, made love to her all the next day, made love to
her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!


Why ???


OH, come on... take a guess !!!


Think about it !!!



You're going to love this !!!


Everyone knows...
You can't kill Two Birds
with OneStone !!!


Peace out!
Hope you all enjoy your weekend~~~

22 comments:

nikkicrumpet said...

LOL...that was so bad that it was funny!

Chris said...

You got me on that one...Funny...

Hugs,
Chris

imjacobsmom said...

OMG! That is great! Where do you get these things...
~ Robyn

artis1111 said...

You silly goose!Kathy

Bo said...

Oh my gosh!!! Haha...I walked right into that one...nary a clue. Wishing you a splendid weekend! Bo

Bridget said...

ROFL! That's very cute! I can't get ahead with all of these new posts! I need everyone to get blogger's block until I have a chance to read all of your posts from last week! : )

Naz said...

That sound you hear is of me groaning......lol.

Raxx - A day in the life said...

haaa! Damn funny!

Twice as Nice said...

LOL Where do you get this stuff?!! Too funny.

Have a happy weekend.

Justine said...

Heeheeheeeeeeeeee! That was damn funny, girl!

Justiney :o )

Buffie said...

HAHAHAHA!!!!

Buffie

squawmama said...

I am ROTFLMAO here in blogland with your funny jokes....

(((HUGS)))
Donna

Elizabeth said...

I've heard that one before, but I always forget I know it until the end! HA!

Lavender Chick said...

hahahahahah! Okay - I have to go tell my husband this now....

Mama said...

hehe, is there no end to your talents Ma'dame French, first you enthrall us with your writings and now make us laugh with your comedy, you are so entertaining, that's why I love ya, KathyDaffy.

Penny said...

That is hilarious!

Shelia said...

You little stinker!! lol
Be a good sweetie,
Shelia ;)

Bre said...

...your humour is the perfect break from writing report cards :)

The articles from British newspapers were a hoot.

...just love British Humour. I remember watching a play in London and my friend and I were laughing so hard we had tears running down our cheeks. We looked around and the Brits in the audience hadn't even cracked a smile !

Toodles,
Bre

Rue said...

I'm sending that to Rich LOL

hugs,
rue

Shelia said...

Frenchieness, you've been Boo-ed! Come to my site and see what you get!
Happy Halloween,
Shelia ;)

Donna said...

LOL, I needed that laugh!

Betty said...

hahaha! I loved this! You really made me laugh out loud and that doesn´t happen often!

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