Saturday, July 12, 2008

True Story.....


Just got in from work a little while ago and wanted to share a funny story I thought about.....years ago I worked as a flight attendant for a small airline called " Nationair" they were stationed in Montreal Canada. Although, our training was in Montreal and I lived there for 3 months, most of the flights I worked flew directly out of Toronto.
Well on one particular flight we were serving drinks, and I honestly can't remember where we were going..the flight was full and the turbulence began. Across the speaker came the pilot " Ladies and gentlemen we will be experiencing some slight turbulence for the next few minutes please sit down and buckle your seat belts" shortly after his message our phone rang in the back warning of the upcoming turbulence. We only had 3 rows left to serve drinks to so we decided let's hurry up before it gets too bad! So there I was with one last drink a simple glass of coke with ice to deliver to a gentlemen and as I leaned over his head with my tray it happened............turbulence! Before I could do anything I saw it like it was in slow motion the glass (plastic cup) filled to the top started falling off my tray! Oh my goodness, now what!! Too late!! YIKES!! There sat the now EMPTY glass of Coke and ice on a man's bald head! I gasped as he turned and looked at me coke dripping down his face! He was not a happy camper!
I stumbled to find napkins, started vigorously rubbing his bald head, OMG now it got worse the napkins were sticking to his head! All the while a lady sitting directly behind him was laughing hysterically! I kept giving her the look "like "lady this isn't funny" I am totally embarrassed and this guy looks like he is gonna kill me! Please "STOP" was all I kept thinking!
So then one of my fellow flight attendant's sees my distress runs and gets a warm cloth to dampen his shirt and pants with...she hands it to me I go to set it in his hand and "BAM" more turbulence I try to catch myself and instead find myself in yet another predicament! In order to break my fall my hand landed well in his "seat" yes right into his crotch my hand went! By this time, the woman behind him was crying in laughter she was uncontrollable, and he was even less amused! Finally I managed to compose myself and apologized to that poor man over and over...he never smiled or accepted my apology;(

It wasn't until the passengers were getting off the plane that the woman whispered into my ear "honey that's the funniest thing I have ever seen happen to my husband, thanks for the laugh I needed that"

Hope you enjoyed the story;) Definitely one of my most embarrassing moments!

15 comments:

Kathy said...

OMG...........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHAAHA..............................ROFLMAO.............................THE BALD HEAD..............THE CROUCH.............................TO FUNNY GIRL.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAH. THANKS FOR MAKING MY SATURDAY MORNING............I WOULD HAVE BEEN HYSTERICAL TO. ROFL........ MORE MORE I WANT MORE!!!!!!!! k.

Bridget said...

I know that must have been mortifying for you but it was very funny. I'm glad his wife had a sense of humor.

onlymehere said...

This is way to funny! I love it and what are the odds the hysterical laughing lady is the wife! I'm still chuckling at this story. Thanks for brightening my day French, I needed it more than you know. Oh, I saw the note about Charlie and will post a current picture of me soon! I just put it up to give my niece a laugh bz I always tell people I look like Charlie Brown and we were just talking about it a few days ago! Hope he didn't make you think I'm too weird or anything! LOL. Cindy

twintoo10292 said...

LOL-poor woman, both you and the wife!! Atleast you don't have to live with the man. Humiliating then but it makes for a great story now. Too funny!! Twin

Gollum said...

Go to www.flickr.com. It's a free photo service. You can see more grouped photos at Cindy's blogspot (My Romantic Home). Also, she made a magazine cover, although I couldn't see how to do that.

Penny said...

Bless your heart! I know he was glad to get off that plane.

Penny

Buffie said...

LMAO!!!!!! OMG! It was her husband???! OMG, LOL!!!! Oh I would've died too! I thank you for the best laugh I've had today!

Donna said...

HHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!! That was hilarious!!!! I know you must crack up about that!!!! I know he had to be pissed at his wife for all of the laughing! :)

Justine said...

OMG! ROFLMAOPIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a GREAT story girl! It was priceless from the beginning, but the end... Ba dum bump!... was just PERFECT!!!!!!!!

Justine :o )

Picket said...

Oh my word!!! I am choking here! lol lol That was hilarious and the part about that lady being his wife ...oh my word!!!!! lol lol How did you keep from cracking up when you were rubbing his bald head!!! lol lol Good one girl!!! Have a great weekend!!!!

Gollum said...

LOL at the story. I forgot to post that earlier.

Raxx - A day in the life said...

ROTFLMAO!! I can just picture the whole thing happening!! I think the guy is a jerk though!! I was an accident!

The wife thinking it was funny was the icing on the cake!

janet said...

OH MY GOSH....THIS HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE FUNNIEST STORIES I HAVE EVER READ.......HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

janet said...

lisa, thank you for stopping by to visit my family.....my husband and i have been married for 26 years now. When we got married i was 19 and he was 21 and we were together for four years before marriage and i still feel he is the greatest man ever...im truly lucky!!!
hugs
have a super day!!

Mary / Mariah said...

This is just to funny for words , couldn't read for LOL and the tears running . Loved it so much . Thanks for coming to Sherry's 49th birthday . That made here so happy . Mary

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